216 - Jailbird

• Floating disk Spesof off stage
• Drink a bit further
• Head back for the night
• Morning
• Spesof still a dinosaur
• Looking panicked
• Goras already gone
• Spesof indicates for food and drink, Momen provides
• No cheap/easy way to reverse the polymorph
• Unusual that it’s gone on for so long
• Head to the main stage to see if we can find an organizer who know what’s up
• Ask organizer’s what’s up
• Unusual susceptability
• Permanent?
• Wive’s tales about pemanant squirrel
• Concerned growl from Spesof
• Tit tries to appologies for spesof’s behaviour, calling him a looser (because he lost)
• Spesof flops onto side
• Recommend searching for a druid
• Tittlin says he won’t pay for fixing this
• Spesof swipes at him from ground (dodge)
• Head to market in search of druid
• Spesof and Motley Crouton make noises at each other
• Looking around market for a druid
• Tittlin wanders into the guard house
• Wanders back out saying we need to find a painter
• Looking for an elf painter
• Find one, does not look like a druid at all, fancy white and gold osentatious clothes
• Recognized as one of Emerford Elves (forest beurocrat) (meticulous ledgers on desk)
• Durlan Chaepetor
• Momen wonders how much of a pain in the ass this is going to be
• Tit starts commenting on clothes and painting
• Spesof gives Huskey yowl
• That’s your first problem, it’s a tapestry
• Tit tries to shush him
• Try to get tit on topic
• Tit tries to sell famous tapestry (life of Sophie)
• Momen flabergasted
• Painter, not dealer
• Move onto problem
• “Sorry, that was rude”
• Still need greater restoration
• He can do it,
• Proper introductions
• Notice paintings are of night skies from specific dates, not the date they were paintings
• Recognizes us as CCMB
• Trade of services
• Back-scratching, tit: spesof has long nails
• Settle down, declined house
• Grouse about human bureaucracy
• Arrest warrent in Gale-Gulch, hasn’t ever been
• We go and sort it out and he’ll fix spesof
• “Not as persuasive on all fours”
• You think so? That was rude.
• Says greater restoration
• Unknown reason for warrent
• Tit want’s to know where he’s been for past year
• Shake hands with spesof
• Debate him coming with
• Cat, crow → Pices
• You named a bird after a fish? thats - Sorry, that was rude
• Summon Pices to show Durlan
• The two birds chatter
• Your bird is intellegant
• I hope so, I’ve been hanging with him for a few many year
• Head off to gale-gulch
• Head to wanted poster boards outside guard post
• See titlin with mustache
• Don’t see him
• Head to guard post, ask guard, says unlikely to be a mistake but takes us to chief
• Short man with mustache
• Crow complains about amount of papers
• Sush, attracts chief attention
• Ask chief about warrent
• Durlan mutters where it is
• Pisces, get it!
• Fraud, filed by adventures guild
• Failed to complete quests
• Payment collected for faked quest completion
• Spesof side-eye to crow, crow shakes head and warks
• Bonksteel Murnig reported it
• Only need to go to the adventurer’s guild
• Tit jokes about blowing up his house
• Chief tells him off for joke
• Leave and argue about tit getting us arrested and urgency of issues
• Ask around to find Bonksteel
• Receptionist
• Available at 9:30
• Spesof heads to bar, asks for hangover cure, gets hair of the dog
• Spesof says it’s probably someone disguised as Durlan
• Talk to Bonksteel
• Evidence
• Magic spell components for illusion spells
• Description matches except for outfit
• Was adventuring here over 3 months, nidhog to mardle
• Registered elsewhere, showed adventuring license
• Verified security features on license
• Point out that the compoents aren’t druidic and that it would almost be a wash if he was hiring someone else
• New license would be able to prove if old one was ?wrong?
• Tit goes to washroom
• Tit comes back, with adventurers card
• Claims he gave it to him before we came
• Suspicious, has card checked
• Previous was stolen!
• Paper detailing it was under desk (winces)
• Tit mentions dark something or other (dark sun!?!)
• They’re here in lobby
• Not enough to arrest them on
• Rescinds arrest warrant
• Should cross-check rest of list to check for other impersonation
• Durlan reveals himself so he can help beurocrat, also locate object on old card
• Card is in the building
• Head down, durlan as bird
• Points at Dark Sun group
• Sit down at table behind them
• Bird points at wizard
• Former student, Iris
• Recognizes, small talk
• Guards pour in, arrest them and drag them off
• Durlan gives us his card (tonnes of details)
• Durlan apparently has black dragonscale armour (“took it himself”)
• Discus research and dragon slaying
• Spesof bought a painting of a navigational constellation from around the time he recovered his father