206 - The Haddie Slinging Slasher

• Farm in Wustus
• Farmer Carl
• Raising Hadrosauruses (haddies)
• Something’s (b)eating them
• Last kill was weeks ago
• Lead to tree
• Little bit of blood
• Follow eyes of other dino, find Bugbear in tree
• Carl off to get ladder and rope
• Rittlin climbs up
• Says hello
• Bugbear falls out
• Ask about what’s eating the dinos
• Picking earwax
• Asking for money
• A few SP
• Tall-ish, thin pale humanoid has coming at night and biting the dinos
• Farmer comes back with shovel
• Told him the bugbear buggered off
• Ask him if the creature is known in the area
• It is not
• Planning stakeout
• Magic pitfall? Moat? (Carl doesn’t like it)
• Rope of climbing to top of water tower
• Tiny hut in same color as tower
• Stakeout
• Haddies in barn
• Creature slithers out of poop pit
• Poor, threadbare clothes
• Auspicious lens
• Rittlin finishes it off before Momen can do anything
• Comes over with illuminated drift globe
• Examines it (finish lens)
• Vampire spawn, with teeth
• Likely means something spawned it
• Head over to investigate the poop that it came out of
• Unusual to have barbed wire around manure pit
• Rit want’s to excavate it
• Can’t move earth the not-earth
• Could prestidigitate it?
• Rit dips head, can’t see anything
• Hole in poop fence, made from outside
• Hut the Nosferatu
• Continue stake-out
• Show Carl the vamp
• Oops, poof
• Attacks started 2 months ago
• Rit meditate, Momen Tomori investigate
• Find near death Haddy
• Call for doctor
• Potion
• Footprints
• Talk to Carl
• Investigate footprints, manage to separate them and find they lead to hay
• Bring Rit in, empty barn, lock door
• Water buckets and fire swords,
• fight
• Stab hay with pitchfork
• Double flanking
• Regeneration
• Another vampire from the other hay pile
• Conga combat line
• Rittlin getting shafted
• Daylight from globe
• Hissing and smoking
• Finish off the first one
• Coughing
• Spray of blood blasts us both
• Sickenning
• Miss my thwack
• Rit dodges into pen
• Sunlight finishes it off
• Locate creature, locates nothing
• Talk to Carl, covered in blood
• Patrol, find nothing
• Remember knowledge of Nosferatu (vampire thralls freed and feral)
• Stay a few more nights to verify that it’s the last of them
• Rittlin buys purple haddie